Wheatgrass--What's the Story?

Wheatgrass—What’s the Story?

Full disclosure, I’m not really a supplement kind of gal. I mean, I’ll supplement my Miller Lite with peanut M&M’s, and I’ll supplement my cheeseburger with a side of fries. But when it comes to things like wheatgrass juice shots, I’m a pretty consistent eye roller and nose pincher. Back in the day, if I found myself doing a shot of anything, which was rare, it was preceded by salt and followed by a lime. Things are different these days. I’m in my forties now.

I’ve been hearing about the benefits of wheatgrass juice for years, so I finally decided to do a little research (read: a very little), and it turns out, the stuff is nothing short of a miracle. Never thought I’d hear myself say this, but I’m sold.

Did you know that wheatgrass juice has beneficial enzymes and restores alkalinity to the blood? This is good, right? It’s also a powerful detoxifier. God knows I love me some toxins. Bring on anything that can help undo the naughty bits and pieces. It fights tumors. You gotta love this stuff. It helps relieve itching. Not sure if you apply it or ingest it, but really, does it matter? It acts as a disinfectant—on your body, not your toilet, though…might be worth a try. And it enhances your bath. I believe you might need to grow two or three acres of the stuff in order to have enough juice for one bath, but if you start now, come September or October, you’ll be all set.

But wait! It gets better, especially for those of us who are battling middle age. Wheatgrass juice promotes weight loss. C’mon, it’s too good to be true! It also works as a sleep aid. No, it’s probably not as fun as a bottle of wine, but in a pinch, when you just can’t manage standing in line at Osco. It sweetens breath. Who doesn’t need that every now and then? It promotes youthfulness. Apparently it does this by preventing “stuff” from sagging. I hear that! Finally, and when it comes right down to it, most importantly, wheatgrass juice can turn gray hair back to its natural color. Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know about you, but I’m planting as we speak!